Ich hasse/liebe
Phoenetics. Hiedi was talking about oh, if you can feel the position of your tongue changing, you should be a linguist. I almost was a linguist...I adored Ling 200 like none other, but I didn't think I could cut it for the major.

This is the English vowel chart, or one of them anyway. Google has failed me at finding a German one that I could understand. It's really useful to me, though, especially talking about vowel height. See the height on the chart? Yeah. That's what it is. The English [i] or "ee" sound is really, really high.
The chart for the consonants would also be heavily useful, but I don't want this to be tooooo image heavy.
Update: Ich habe jetz einen Wörterbuch! Mein Freund gab mich ihren
Wörterbuch. (Yeah, you'll have to check to see if that's right, actual German speakers. Meine Grammatik ist kaput.)